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“Don’t Be Fried” Wake ‘N’ Bake & Dual-Streaming on Skout & MeetMe! Season 1 Day. 12

Written by thcscout on May 21, 2025. Posted in Cooking. No Comments on “Don’t Be Fried” Wake ‘N’ Bake & Dual-Streaming on Skout & MeetMe! Season 1 Day. 12

“Don’t Be Fried: Season 1. No! Not Another Social Experiment.”

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“Mr.StealYoGirl”

I’m a gentleman going through some bullshit. I’ve been with so many people that people have gotten fake ages past me. I was told I have 12 BMs, one of them lied, and now they’re ganging up on me, talking about “snow bunnies.” They make up lies to make stuff I did as a kid, and while maturing on my own, worse than what it was. Now, when God gave me a gift for my maturity, they say the opposite of reality and try to call me the jealous racist pedophile.. Uh psych! These losers knew better, but now they’ve unleashed “The Beast.”

I’m just some autistic walking thousand dollar lick to the kiddie schizos, and they’re mad I’m the better person. I’m dealing with some weak women, and even weaker boys, who are jealous of me that I’m still Andy despite having gone through things in life they thought would break me. All I wanted was to be an adult, have a committed woman, and mature even further by raising a family right from day one. California Sober.

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“Don’t Be Fried” Wake ‘N’ Bake & Dual-Streaming on Skout & MeetMe! Season 1 Day.2

Written by thcscout on May 5, 2025. Posted in Cooking. No Comments on “Don’t Be Fried” Wake ‘N’ Bake & Dual-Streaming on Skout & MeetMe! Season 1 Day.2

“Don’t Be Fried: Season 1. No! Not Another Social Experiment.”

*NEW SERIES*
It has many meanings, but “Don’t Be Fried: Season 1. No! Not Another Social Experiment.” is my new daytime series. It discusses smoking cannabis in a state where it’s legal, but the cops are still crazy about it. Join me every day from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. EST for good vibes and a laid-back time with @DruTheProphet!

ADULT MINDS REQUIRED. Welcome back! 20/50 SUBSCRIBERS until Live mobile dashcam on YouTube! Answering the World’s questions! I only need one friend.

Here to figure some stuff out. Keep it positive and intelligent. No weak, mentally ill appearance-based trash!

“Mr.StealYoGirl”

With love,

A.M.M.

Stay up, Stay Righteous.

If you or someone you know is in crisis, call or text 988, or chat 988Lifeline.org for 24/7, confidential support.

Helpful links, Resources, & References:

“Headspace | Meditation Tips | Understanding Dark Thoughts”
https://youtu.be/L7u5N2MfTNU?si=h317rgOqPzVlCCcT

Expert Advice – Gregg Rogell

Written by thcscout on September 23, 2024. Posted in Legalization. No Comments on Expert Advice – Gregg Rogell

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How to bake weed cookies

Written by thcscout on June 19, 2023. Posted in Baking. No Comments on How to bake weed cookies

Comedian Matt Ruby shows you how to make delicious/effective magic cookies, from THC extraction into butter to final peanut butter cookies.

RECIPE:
note: this makes your kitchen stink of “green.”

take the green and crumble it up (you’re trying to maximize surface area). leave seeds and stems in (you filter them out later anyway).

1 stick of butter per 1/4 oz of green. melt the butter in pan.

sauté the green in there for about 15-30 mins, keep lid on it, stir occasionally.

after that amount of time, the butter should turn brown and the magic stuff will have been transferred. you can then filter out the butter from the other stuff by using a strainer with very small holes or a coffee filter.

put the butter in the fridge and let it harden back to regular butter consistency. then you can use it to bake anything. i like this cookie recipe…

http://cookie.allrecipes.com/az/ClassicPBCkies.asp

INGREDIENTS:

1 cup unsalted butter
1 cup crunchy peanut butter
1 cup white sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda

DIRECTIONS:

Cream together butter, peanut butter and sugars. Beat in eggs.
In a separate bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Stir into batter. Put batter in refrigerator for 1 hour.
Roll into 1 inch balls and put on baking sheets. Flatten each ball with a fork, making a criss-cross pattern. Bake in a preheated 375 degrees F oven for about 10 minutes or until cookies begin to brown. Do not over-bake.

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James Franco Baked Seth Rogen the Best Pie Ever

Written by thcscout on April 19, 2019. Posted in Baking. No Comments on James Franco Baked Seth Rogen the Best Pie Ever

James Franco talks about how The Roots’ Tariq Trotter scared him with his pimp performance in The Deuce and his new hobby of watching The Handmaid’s Tale and baking pies.

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Dan Ahdoot – Medical Marijuana (Stand up Comedy)

Written by thcscout on March 8, 2018. Posted in Medical. No Comments on Dan Ahdoot – Medical Marijuana (Stand up Comedy)

Dan Ahdoot might go to prison for eating his grandma’s brownies. Follow Dan on twitter! @standupdan

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Side Effects May Include: Medical Marijuana Cards, Blow Up Dolls

Written by thcscout on January 7, 2018. Posted in Medical. No Comments on Side Effects May Include: Medical Marijuana Cards, Blow Up Dolls

James takes a look at the side effects that come along with things such as buying a sword.

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Grant Cotter – Medical Marijuana

Written by thcscout on December 27, 2017. Posted in Medical. No Comments on Grant Cotter – Medical Marijuana

Grant Cotter (@GrantCotter) is legalized at the Laugh Factory comedy club in Hollywood, CA, home of the best stand up comedians.

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