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How to bake weed cookies

Comedian Matt Ruby shows you how to make delicious/effective magic cookies, from THC extraction into butter to final peanut butter cookies.

RECIPE:
note: this makes your kitchen stink of “green.”

take the green and crumble it up (you’re trying to maximize surface area). leave seeds and stems in (you filter them out later anyway).

1 stick of butter per 1/4 oz of green. melt the butter in pan.

sauté the green in there for about 15-30 mins, keep lid on it, stir occasionally.

after that amount of time, the butter should turn brown and the magic stuff will have been transferred. you can then filter out the butter from the other stuff by using a strainer with very small holes or a coffee filter.

put the butter in the fridge and let it harden back to regular butter consistency. then you can use it to bake anything. i like this cookie recipe…

http://cookie.allrecipes.com/az/ClassicPBCkies.asp

INGREDIENTS:

1 cup unsalted butter
1 cup crunchy peanut butter
1 cup white sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda

DIRECTIONS:

Cream together butter, peanut butter and sugars. Beat in eggs.
In a separate bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Stir into batter. Put batter in refrigerator for 1 hour.
Roll into 1 inch balls and put on baking sheets. Flatten each ball with a fork, making a criss-cross pattern. Bake in a preheated 375 degrees F oven for about 10 minutes or until cookies begin to brown. Do not over-bake.

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James Franco Baked Seth Rogen the Best Pie Ever

James Franco talks about how The Roots’ Tariq Trotter scared him with his pimp performance in The Deuce and his new hobby of watching The Handmaid’s Tale and baking pies.

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Dan Ahdoot – Medical Marijuana (Stand up Comedy)

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Side Effects May Include: Medical Marijuana Cards, Blow Up Dolls

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Grant Cotter – Medical Marijuana

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